I dig this story:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25869737/
It's about some dude who was on a subway, saw a hot chick (boioioioinnnng...) and then started a webpage with the mission of finding her and presenting her with his weiner. It's New York, so he instantly found her through nosy no-life New Yorkers. They apparently dated a while and then broke it off, staying "just friends". She moved on with her potential career as a vapid whore randomly appearing in the background of episodes of Days of Our Lives sipping Appletini's. Mr. Man however has fell off the Earth, essentially giving a "no comment", fuck da' world don't ax me fo' shit.
Sounds great, except that the love story created by fat housewives sounds like either a shitty James Blunt song (read, a James Blunt song) and could easily have been summarized with the headline, "Nerd wants vagina, can't."
Be sure to broadcast your hard-on for strangers on the internet people. It's guaranteed to work, just like it did for the owner of www.no4realzdischickwashawthalpme.net.
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