Madden about you...

Damn, I wish I cared about Madden football and had friends that did the same (or friends at all LOLZ FAG). But seriously, I used to sit around playing SNES Madden for hours with friends and the way the game looks this year, well, it's just not comparable is it? Comparing a plastic stick of memory with what a DVD can hold isn't a contest. But alas, I am backlogged with games, music, and professional knitting.

As an aside, here's a comment I read about the game that I enjoyed:

The game is god awful, recievers dropping routes for no reason, the tackling sucks, Qb's actin like retards, need i say more, the game is shit, took it back an hr after buying it.

Hell yeah, one hour (or hr, guess he was in a hurry to type). So he drove home, opened the game and started it up. That would take at a minimum 15 minutes unless you live in the mall under the counter at the tuxedo shop where the loud Jamaican fatty works. You play for 30 minutes, call the game a "fag", and take it back. In this brief 30 minutes of game time he was able to summarize that the game was completely broken.

Fucking awesome, I need this guy to write reviews of games for me. 30 minutes or less, tell me if something is shit. Movies too, I don't care if we're watching Roots. Let me know within a half an hour if I need to hunt down Levar Burton and stab him in his face, making it necessary for him to wear his Geordi specs or whatever the hell those were.

Hey, check out our MySpace page to hear a new rough draft of a new song, "Friends and Lovers". It's quirky, like us.

I dig this story:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25869737/

It's about some dude who was on a subway, saw a hot chick (boioioioinnnng...) and then started a webpage with the mission of finding her and presenting her with his weiner. It's New York, so he instantly found her through nosy no-life New Yorkers. They apparently dated a while and then broke it off, staying "just friends". She moved on with her potential career as a vapid whore randomly appearing in the background of episodes of Days of Our Lives sipping Appletini's. Mr. Man however has fell off the Earth, essentially giving a "no comment", fuck da' world don't ax me fo' shit.

Sounds great, except that the love story created by fat housewives sounds like either a shitty James Blunt song (read, a James Blunt song) and could easily have been summarized with the headline, "Nerd wants vagina, can't."

Be sure to broadcast your hard-on for strangers on the internet people. It's guaranteed to work, just like it did for the owner of www.no4realzdischickwashawthalpme.net.